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Mountain roads are probably the only place where not wearing a seatbelt can feel safer than wearing one, because you could get out of the car quicker if it goes off a cliff.
u/WindowAfraid5927  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The slower you walk up an escalator, the fewer steps you take.
u/ToastMaster0011  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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While flight testing the first real airplane, lift-off was not the scariest part; landing was, and no one was trained for it before, and it still was successful enough.
u/gerahmurov  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Showerthinkers, we’re trying a new thing! Semi-regularly, we’ll post a thread just like this one. It’ll be a vessel to share any showerthoughts that aren’t quite post-worthy and let the community decide. “Circling the drain” is our working title. Please add your thoughts below.
u/mouthygoddess  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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It's better to get the family electric toothbrushes for their birthdays rather than all at once for Christmas so they need charging at different times.
u/Keebster101  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Sometimes it's not what we read that determines our opinions, but the order in which we read it.
u/Hawksteinman  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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We always laugh at TV shows where someone who isn't human (Magic creature, Robot, Alien etc.) impersonates a human and does a bad job. We wonder why people don't immediately see through their disguise. But then you remember all the weird people we went to school with.
u/Jack-of-Hearts-7  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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People who fantasize about being someone else somewhere else would continue to fantasize about being someone else somewhere else there.
u/Brief-Philosophy-840  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The right set of conjoined twins can put on their pants 2 legs at a time.
u/CombatMatt13  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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When YouTube goes down, it will be the biggest event of link rot in internet history.
u/AaronPK123  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If humans were cold-blooded, cats wouldn't sit on us as much.
u/amesann  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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When watched from a modern perspective, approximately 15% of the 1997 movie “Titanic” is a period piece that takes place in 1996.
u/Vast-Intention  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Lynyrd Skynyrd is the the original 'Tragedeigh'.
u/J_for_Jules  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Graham crackers are a gateway snack.
u/Meatwad5  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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We worry about what others think of us, because we know what we think about others.
u/Rinsetheplates_first  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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In the age of self-checkout, all products should feature multiple printed barcodes.
u/reticente  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The difference between movie acting and TV acting shrank when TVs became good enough to show subtle facial expressions.
u/goodlitt  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Life is spent chasing memories of better times.
u/BTLOTM  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Chaos would ensue if everyone could see how they’re saved in other people’s phones.
u/Dicklefart  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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There is a specific correct temperature for a toilet seat. Too hot or too cold is very uncomfortable for different reasons.
u/BleedingRaindrops  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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It may be that the apparent separation of consciousness and matter arises not because we are islands of awareness in a physical world, but because we are islands of ignorance in a conscious world.
u/TurboTurtle-  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The sheer number of adults who enjoy sucking breasts is probably Freud’s strongest argument.
u/barifelps  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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NASA could probably panic the entire planet with a single fake announcement that Voyager picked up an alien signal.
u/WindowAfraid5927  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) must be what you come back as when the universe has finally had enough of your BS.
u/PoolSharkPete  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If we get phasers, someone will work out how to set them to 'tickle '.
u/pufballcat  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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HBO really missed a trick by not casting Kristofer Hivju as Hagrid, and Gwendolyn Christie as Madame Maxime.
u/DarthChefDad  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus.
u/Carbonated-Man  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If humanity goes on for long enough, every single style of facial hair will be associated with an evil person.
u/Vast-Intention  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Many bad events in history could be chalked up to "one jerk ruins it for everyone."
u/Paleodraco  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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People who like pimple popping videos enjoy feeling empathy and disgust at the same time.
u/bbear122  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If a small candy company made edible Tide Pods they would make a lot of money.
u/just_reading_1  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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