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Discovering alien life or the origin of life wouldn’t matter much when some people still deny vaccines or the Earth’s shape.
u/lelorang  ·  2026   ·  1,540 pts
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At some point, a hermet crab just decided to adopt a random shell as its home and now here we are. Who was the first crab to think "yup, I'll just climb into that".
u/chronically-iconic  ·  2026   ·  1,537 pts
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Having a device with a weak battery makes you more aware of the positions of power outlets.
u/Woomy3000  ·  2026   ·  1,507 pts
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Since the moon formed from an impact with earth, millimeters could have been the difference between material that was ejected into space forever, or eventually becoming part of a human.
u/apple_octopi  ·  2026   ·  1,495 pts
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Kids daydream about exciting things, like slaying a dragon, while adults daydream about “boring” things, like relaxing at home or staying in bed all day.
u/ArmedAsian  ·  2026   ·  1,405 pts
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There are no seasons in space.
u/periodicallyBalzed  ·  2026   ·  1,157 pts
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If you put crushed up tortilla chips in a bowl of dip, does that make it cereal?
u/EstroJen  ·  2026   ·  1,135 pts
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You never experience yourself in the same way as others, but that version of yourself is the only one that exists in society.
u/TomFerg_  ·  2026   ·  1,102 pts
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Once we have people living full-time in space, there will be a whole hobby-community of people designing radio controlled toys of sci-fi spaceships to fly in zero-G.
u/Ruadhan2300  ·  2026   ·  1,100 pts
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Kermit the Frog would be creepy with smooth frog skin.
u/spacebarstool  ·  2026   ·  999 pts
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Letting big companies know everything about you is less terrifying than spilling your thoughts to a random human.
u/operatingsys2016  ·  2026   ·  848 pts
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Life on Earth is a consequence of persistent chemical disequilibrium, especially the coexistence of free oxygen and methane in the atmosphere, which necessitates biological intermediaries to sustain and process this non-equilibrium state.
u/lelorang  ·  2026   ·  718 pts
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Roller coasters would suck on the Moon.
u/masorick  ·  2026   ·  642 pts
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The volume of a car stereo tends to be inversely proportional to the driver's music taste.
u/CocoMilhonez  ·  2026   ·  573 pts
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Concrete in Anime is way too strong.
u/MuslimAlbanian  ·  2026   ·  541 pts
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You know that you know your friends well when you find them easy to shop for.
u/CastleElsinore  ·  2026   ·  485 pts
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I remember when seeing "actor portrayal" was off putting when seeing an ad, but now I'm just happy it wasn't made with AI.
u/daaave33  ·  2026   ·  481 pts
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Broadcasters don’t sound like they once did.
u/EnazS  ·  2026   ·  433 pts
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Cavemen either bit their toenails themselves or had a mate/clansmen bite them to keep them trimmed.
u/Noodletrousers  ·  2026   ·  298 pts
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SMS signatures might come back with vengeance, like the mullet or skinny jeans.
u/BearFluffy  ·  2026   ·  111 pts
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The highest concentration of someone's boogers is likely on the floor around their driver's seat.
u/giraffeboner1  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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You don’t breathe because you need oxygen, you breathe because your body can’t tolerate rising CO₂.
u/WindowAfraid5927  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Removing the headphone jack has probably decimated the selfie stick industry.
u/Calculated-mistake  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Despite being the most expensive home ever built, the astronauts in the ISS do not pay rent.
u/zav3rmd  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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A weak charger can make a good seat feel like a bad seat.
u/gamersecret2  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Above some height, there is more trans fem people than cis fem people, and below another height, there are more trans masc people than cis masc people (if not right now, at some point in the future).
u/AI3279  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Ghosts, vampires, and all sorts of supernatural creatures are the most active at night because the human brain does not do well in darkness and our instincts can go haywire and start misfiring; ghosts would be an all day phenomenon if humans could see well at night.
u/OkRoad5574  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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My children are the best part of me AND they are the best part of me. I hope they understand that one day.
u/VexImmortalis  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Widespread teleportation a la Star Trek would require a single global economy/currency to prevent massive wealth migration.
u/CthonicFlames  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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There are more Venus Fly Traps in people's houses, than in their natural habitat.
u/Parody_of_Self  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Porn stars are probably the only actors unequivocally against nepotism within the film making industry.
u/Calculated-mistake  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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When porn stars derobe, they're actually getting dressed for work.
u/ExtraLogic  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If you stretch your leftovers, there is chance your start off eating a good meal only for it to go bad as you're eating it.
u/Low-Loan-5956  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The hardest people to impress are usually the ones still trying to impress everyone else.
u/gamersecret2  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Turning a frown upside down simply results in another frown.
u/Mosquitoenail  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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As far as the TON618 Black hole is concerned, Earth won't even be formed until 15 Billion years from now.
u/SaranshKejriwal  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If Humans were obligate herbivores, we would probably be a more peaceful species because we wouldn't have needed to create tools to kill our food and then used those tools on ourselves.
u/superfuzzbros  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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A large number of married people are involuntarily celibate.
u/Meatwad5  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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We haven't really had seasonal/trending memes in the last few years.
u/LoreChief  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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AI is trained on data that humans have deliberately chosen to express, preserve, or teach. But this curated data represents only a fraction of the human experience.
u/itsn0ts0bad  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Food must be stored in an anti-microbial state, but consumed in a pro-microbial state.
u/Thexorretor  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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What if there were multi-year school yearbooks that covered your whole run? i.e. Grades 6-8, 9-12, etc.
u/pinkygonzales  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The better an army, the less they benefit from bravery. It may even hinder them.
u/hotstupidgirl  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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Most gay men who complain about a lack of tops in their area are part of the very same problem they're lamenting.
u/WolfgangAddams  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The metaphor of having computers do "mining" fits much better to how we attempt to extract value out of an LLM.
u/throwaway490215  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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There are probably hundreds of thousands of people who achieved an obscure world record but were lost to time because no one ever knew it.
u/MrJeIIoMan  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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This is the first NBA finals where the only cleanly shaved bald guy is white and everyone else has long hair.
u/chopari  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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The smarter technology gets, the smarter the criminals have to be.
u/ethereal3xp  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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We are going to need more data centers for all the AI posts protesting data centers.
u/Bucksin06  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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If nobody could lie, torture would be an amazing way to get information out of someone.
u/RIPmyPC  ·  2026   ·  0 pts
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