1131 thoughts

You’ve already spent a final day with people you assumed you’d see again.
u/Upstairs-Jaguar8935  ·  2025   ·  2,009 pts
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It would be less annoying to most if all these people self censoring in content now adays used cockney rhyming slang.
u/kickinbucket  ·  2025   ·  2,002 pts
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi.
u/TheOutcast06  ·  2025   ·  2,000 pts
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Enhancing the human ear to hear a larger range of frequencies would enable countless new genres of music.
u/gorginhanson  ·  2026   ·  1,986 pts
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You know you moved on from someone when you delete their pics just to free up storage.
u/FartSmella3  ·  2025   ·  1,985 pts
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We use bookmarks to pause conversations with authors who might have died centuries ago.
u/narasays  ·  2025   ·  1,982 pts
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Most sports simply revolve around getting something to a specific location.
u/iTylerx  ·  2025   ·  1,976 pts
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Certain superheroes should be okay to drive without seatbelts.
u/zav3rmd  ·  2026   ·  1,972 pts
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In 2006, a ringing phone was a social invitation. In 2026, it’s a suspicious activity report.
u/ethereal3xp  ·  2026   ·  1,967 pts
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Radios are lightbulbs.
u/RagingWarCat  ·  2025   ·  1,950 pts
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Since people like hot drinks in cold weather, and cold drinks in hot weather, that implies a perfect heat for room temperature drinks.
u/Burning_Toast998  ·  2026   ·  1,947 pts
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The better someone is at recreating the Willhelm scream, the less one might believe it when they share a video of them doing it.
u/holyfire001202  ·  2025   ·  1,946 pts
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Rocks can’t be thrown away, just moved.
u/Kon-Tiki66  ·  2025   ·  1,936 pts
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Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.
u/Downtown-Mongoose-50  ·  2025   ·  1,934 pts
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Reflecting on the accuracy of a memory makes it less accurate.
u/SingleAttitude8  ·  2026   ·  1,924 pts
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If you really are what you eat, I am approximately 3% cat fur.
u/shlepple  ·  2025   ·  1,921 pts
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Most of the bugs you've seen in your life are dead.
u/Huone  ·  2025   ·  1,920 pts
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Given how frequently we use our phones, it's now kind of an achievement to forget it at home before heading out.
u/LennyLennsen  ·  2026   ·  1,910 pts
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Most people don't have a problem with (or don't even notice) the fact that their phone number pad is flipped from their calculator/keyboard number pad.
u/joelman0  ·  2025   ·  1,908 pts
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The brain gets woken up scared from nightmares whose plot and level of scariness it should have full control over.
u/zav3rmd  ·  2025   ·  1,905 pts
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Just like people who refuse to eat the brown part of bananas, there are probably cannibals who refuse to eat the bruised part of a human.
u/w41g87  ·  2025   ·  1,904 pts
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Podcasts have made millions of people keenly aware of how frustrating it is to hear someone not finish their own thought.
u/YeahMarkYeah  ·  2025   ·  1,903 pts
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A person's peak height is only known in hindsight.
u/SingleAttitude8  ·  2025   ·  1,896 pts
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If you stood over a sink with an electric razor and just shaved for weeks on end, eventually that sink would be full. Even though you’d have been freshly shaved the entire time.
u/flapjackbandit00  ·  2025   ·  1,890 pts
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If ghosts really produce cold rushes, then a ghost friend would be nice to have in the summer time.
u/Golden_Thorn  ·  2025   ·  1,889 pts
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During your life you will walk by, drive by, sit near and occupy the same rooms with hundreds of thousands of people that you will never meet.
u/QuantumDreamer41  ·  2025   ·  1,886 pts
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If a kidnapper gagged you, your survival greatly depends on if your nose is stuffy or not.
u/SCRINDO  ·  2026   ·  1,884 pts
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Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals.
u/monsieurninja  ·  2026   ·  1,867 pts
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If a 100 Grand candy bar cost its face value, and you got all your calories from eating this candy, your lifetime consumption would be about $30 billion.
u/Galemp  ·  2025   ·  1,866 pts
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If real life had achievements, completionist gamers would be the most active and adventurous people in society.
u/Dziobakowski  ·  2025   ·  1,866 pts
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If a truck carrying nine cars gets into an accident with another vehicle, is it an eleven car accident, or just two?
u/ChaosofaMadHatter  ·  2026   ·  1,862 pts
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Why don't we have "garbage disposals" for toilets?
u/FuzzyNovaGoblin  ·  2025   ·  1,862 pts
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Werewolves would be transformed all day since moonlight is sunlight reflecting off the moon.
u/Madmonkeman  ·  2025   ·  1,855 pts
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Many superheroes actually don't have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
u/Nemarus  ·  2025   ·  1,846 pts
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Your kitchen is probably the room in your house with the most clocks.
u/Longjumping-Sweet280  ·  2025   ·  1,845 pts
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Since a shrimp's anus is at the end of its tail, when you eat shrimp you are, in fact, eating its entire ass.
u/IllegalGeriatricVore  ·  2026   ·  1,826 pts
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It's interesting that trauma dumping is far more socially acceptable when done through song.
u/illpostsomeweardshit  ·  2026   ·  1,820 pts
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Most cars will never be upside down.
u/Previous-Jeweler-441  ·  2025   ·  1,816 pts
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It feels nice to be told that you're special or unique unless the person telling you is a doctor.
u/ash-leg2  ·  2026   ·  1,809 pts
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People who rent storage lockers probably end up paying several times the cost of the contents.
u/poopy_wizard132  ·  2025   ·  1,808 pts
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By now there has to be a bot that posts “dead internet theory” comments on posts about dead internet theory.
u/lezzerlee  ·  2025   ·  1,806 pts
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Companies that become reliant on AI will all end up becoming clones of each other.
u/monkeykiller14  ·  2025   ·  1,804 pts
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Practically all the musicians that wrote some of the most famous love songs in the world didn’t remain with the person they wrote the song about.
u/duaneap  ·  2025   ·  1,793 pts
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Front lawns are mostly just for show.
u/QuantumDreamer41  ·  2025   ·  1,792 pts
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Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out.
u/Illustrious-Highway8  ·  2025   ·  1,768 pts
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A porn studio would be a crazy crime scene.
u/zav3rmd  ·  2026   ·  1,714 pts
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We already have a form of universal basic income, it just relies on someone becoming desperate enough to commit a crime.
u/dvs8  ·  2026   ·  1,663 pts
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We should start considering social media the same way we’re considering smoking. A warning with “social media kills” when clicking on any app would be awesome in the long-term.
u/taistomrage  ·  2026   ·  1,660 pts
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The memory of an embarrassing moment is often more embarrassing than the moment itself.
u/Rinsetheplates_first  ·  2026   ·  1,583 pts
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Dogs are participating in a perpetual game of “Capture the Flag”, but with pee.
u/Dorkamundo  ·  2026   ·  1,554 pts
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